k1mkardashian:

when yahoo answers tells you to read your book

image

(via trust)

lostequileros:

wannajoke:

That’s why China doesn’t participate in the World Cup

Omfg

pokemon-personalities:

lets play a game called ‘i feel like i’m bothering you with everything i say so i won’t make any attempts at contact until you message me first’

(via departured)

inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

(Source: 6yr, via departured)

lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

(Source: susgirl, via hate)

jowji:

if you ever think about sending me an ask and decide not to cause “oh s/he doesn’t care” or “oh I don’t want to bother him/her” literally I’m the loneliest piece of shit you can find and would still love you if you sent me the word nuzzle over and over again

(via nicoosuxx)

guccier:

goals in life;

  1. have a friend who becomes rich and famous or
  2. be that friend

(via relahvant)

bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

(via relahvant)

dillondean:

thug life? more like hug life. come here

(via hate)

rocks0cks:

cokeflow:

oomshi:

WHAT THE FUCK IS AN EMU

it’s kind of like a scene or gothic person

image

(via trust)

oknope:

is your face from mcdonalds? cause im loving it

(via hate)

suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

(via departured)

ven0moth:

when u lay down and get comfortable and then realize u have homework image

(via trust)

jacobshutup:

i didnt know lana del rey wrote the national anthem

(via trust)

my life is one big “wow ok”

(via sasacow)

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